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Yea!
Wicked Ex
Too bad the pills didnt work.
Obi-Wife
Still Hot
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Who is that?
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Obi-Wife
Obi-Wife is my middle-aged yet still hot wife. At 40 she wears a size 4. She makes my life bearable.

Articles Containing "Obi-Wife"
Drunk Chicks Everywhere
Posted:5/27/2010
Last night Obi-Wife and I went to a wine tasting event.
...ast night Obi-Wife and I went to a wine tasting event. I have to admit, it wasn't a bad deal. 25 bucks a person gets you four gla...

What I Did And Did Not Do On April Fools Day
Posted:4/5/2010
Call my kids and say: "Your mom and I are getting back together.. April Fools!"
...m married I decided to go on facebook and tell everyone that Obi-Wife is pregnant. Here however are some April Fools jokes I did...

Workaholism
Posted:10/8/2009
Here lately I have been in overdrive, I have four clients, one of which I do some contract CTO work for.
...t too much of a good thing, screws up the rest of your life. Obi-Wife is always trying to find ways to relax me and take care of ...
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The Last Temptation Of Mister Bachelor
Posted:9/23/2009
This is the story of what happened to Mister Bachelor the day he died.
...of mine on Facebook or Twitter already know I got married to Obi-Wife on a yacht on the Gulf of Mexico. It was a great ceremony w...

A Message To My Wicked, Wicked Ex
Posted:9/1/2009
Daedalus asks his ex a question and, asks her to go away.
...l the issues I have and where they came from. You read about Obi-Wife's issues as well. The difference this time around is that t...

To My New Neighbors: Daedalus Is Player-Hating You!
Posted:8/21/2009
Daedalus looks at the changing landscape of the neighborhood and hates his new neighbors.
...d it austere as well buying most of my stuff from Ikea. When Obi-Wife moved in, her gargoylesque furniture (those tables are ugly...
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Time Flies
Posted:8/12/2009
So the countdown begins as the time before I get married becomes finite. It seems like yesterday we announced to the world we were getting married. And now its down to a few weeks.
...No. I am far from nervous. I just want this to be over with. Obi-Wife is going through stressasode after stressasode. Man, I shou...

Daedalus Puts A Hex On The Texas Rangers
Posted:8/4/2009
Every time I go to a Rangers Game, they lose! Why?
...uiet.I was diverted from going home Friday with message from Obi-Wife telling me to meet her at a hotel. We had dinner and a pret...

Daedalus The Colossus Stomps On The Lilliputians
Posted:7/27/2009
Daedalus goes into the world of the Asians, where he is at least a foot taller than everyone else.
...aturday was sushi night at my house. Last week Obi-Wife and Clara Bong unilaterally decided that this event would take place. Per...
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Overwriting Bad Memory
Posted:7/20/2009
Deadalus joins the French Foreign Legion, to forget.
... often look back at the memories I already have with Obi-Wife whenever I am away from her or, when things aren’t perfect. They ar...

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Star-Trek
Posted:7/14/2009
Daedalus watches Star-Trek and sees something that even science fiction cant explain.
...s working on the road and I waited until I could see it with Obi-Wife. I am Star-Treks biggest fan, often using Star-Trek colloqu...
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Daedalus Hits The Coast
Posted:7/10/2009
Daedalus spends July 4 on the coast.
... hope everyone had a great July Fourth. I did. Obi-Wife and I went to the coast for a weekend of rest and relaxation. We left a w...

Gasping For Air
Posted:6/25/2009
Daedalus goes to Aspen Colorado and finds his fiance gasping for breath.
...bi-Wife had a surprise for me for Fathers Day. She had booked a trip for us to go to Aspen for the weekend. They were having the ...

Writing Software Is So Much Easier
Posted:6/18/2009
Daedalus is informed his wife to be has written her own wedding vows. Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes.
... was informed the other day, that Obi-Wife has written her own wedding vows. Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes as the weddi...

Unproductive
Posted:6/12/2009
Sarah Palin gets attacked by David Letterman. What if she were a Democrat?
...tels where hoes have set up shop. Yesterday while talking to Obi-Wife on the balcony, I watched them drive up, bring their clothe...

Look At All These Rumors, Surrounding Me Every Day..
Posted:6/8/2009
Daedalus learns his fiance will be on her period for the wedding. Crap!
...y night and passed out. It was a long day. Saturday morning, Obi-Wife told me that its exactly three months until we get married:...

Marriage Minutiae
Posted:6/1/2009
Daeadalus deals with wedding issues. Why does this have to be so hard?
...ast week Obi-Wife found her wedding dress. I am glad it happened. It was a major source of stress for her. Why I have no idea, bu...

Things I Simply Dont Have To Worry About
Posted:5/27/2009
In these times I have plenty to worry about. Here is one thing I dont worry about now that I used to.
... worse yet, she is deceiving herself first and then me. With Obi-Wife, I have no doubts about any of it. For that I am thankful. ...

The Incredible Shrinking Woman!
Posted:5/26/2009
North Gatwick contines to shrink to a size four. YESSSSS!
...ion in San Diego. We get to our hotel room near Tijuana and Obi-Wife pulls out a new dress. This one is not a size six, it is a ...

Daedalus Smacks The Hell Out Of That Beach!
Posted:5/22/2009
Daedalus heads out to Vegas and San Diego and hopefully avoids getting married.
...te about other things. I woke up this morning realizing that Obi-Wife is my common law wife. That is a startling revelation to sa...

The Stressasode
Posted:5/18/2009
North Gatwick stresses over the wedding.. Again..
...one off for a week seems to have stopped all of them. Nice. Obi-Wife is stressing about the wedding. The first stressasode start...